just realizes olive oil comes from olives…. much to think about
i will not have y’all humiliate me like you did when i said i thought microwaves just blew hot air on the food
Bro.
i thought the spinning helped it cock faster leave me ALONE????
stop reblogging this i can’t be known for this
Under the starry sky 🌌✨🌟
This is Staying In Your Own Lane 101
[internal dialogue] “What the- that guy’s got horns! That’s not normal. Well, not gonna ruin my day.”
I hope I can be that loser that appears once every year to revive the tyzane tag with my re-read ramblings before disappearing until my next re-read
i don't think "bluesky" or "cohost" or "pillowfort" exist i think y'all are just making up words, to me
Me, highlighting every other paragraph in s&s2 : I love this book a normal amount
Have to say tho seeing this much of Alston is actually hurting me
got a folding fan and i think i might just be evil now
i can make violent gestures with it. i can flutter it in front of my face to hide a smile. i can fan myself during this fucking summer heat. god’s most beautiful invention and i can feel myself falling to the dark side
just killed a mosquito in one wicked strike. god will smite me for my hubris
They’re such fucking saps I can’t